Fun Dos Command Time!

Lets have fun with DOS commands…
The post here is not really an post, more some good fun.
Lets get started!

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Hint: I will use Error 693 as a example error code.
Step 1: Some good error message tips

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DO:
Use error codes e.g. error 693
Use C:\, D:\, E:\ etc. in front of all file names e.g. C:\ MS WORD
Use Caps for error messages and program names e.g. ERROR 693: FILE CORRUPTED,
C:\ MS WORD
DON’T:
Use I, Me or you (Do not: ERROR 693: I don’t think me and you get along nicely.)
Make it sound like a conversation (Do not: C:\ hi{}HI{}C:\how are you?{}GOOD) the {} stands for new line

So, Using what we learned here…
C:\ MS WORD
ERR 404
C:\ MS POWERPOINT
ERR 404
Processing…
ERROR 693 MS WORD CORRUPTED MS POWERPOINT CORRUPTED
DOS WILL NOW SHUT DOWN
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OR…
C:\Internet Explorer 2
EPIC FAIL
C:\Internet Explorer 2
EPICER FAIL
C:\Internet Explorer 2
WORSE FAIL
C:\Internet Explorer 2
SHUTDOWN



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Will make updates

Step 2: Standard Nerd Codelines

These codelines will make you feel like geek, nerd or dweeb of the class and hey, I like that feeling.
DO:
again, use c drive d drive and so on alot
when using a computer AI response use caps e.g. SYSTEM FAILURE
use Lc for predetermined phrases e.g. Insert Boot Disk

DON’T:
use Lc on AI responses
write it like a conversation e.g. Hi{}HI{}How are you{}GOOD
use Caps for predetermined phrases

Insert Boot Disk…
Boot Disk Download… Please Wait…
Download Complete…
Looking For Boot Server…( Press F8 For A List Of Boot Servers)
Novel Boot Server 1997 Found…
Uplink Complete…
___________________
C:\ RUN
RUN WHAT FILE?
C:\ MS PAINT
FINDING MS PAINT…
PROGRAM FOUND…
RUNNING MS PAINT…
RUN ERROR 693…
PASSWORD REQUIRED…
SW:\ ****************
ERROR CORRECTED…
RUNNING PAINT…
WARNING! DOS FAILURE! SHUT DOWN IN 5
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3
2
1
DOS SHUTDOWN…
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Thats a farily authentic little Codeline, isn’t it?
Will make updates

ENJOY!!!!

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